Hey Morty it's Kanye's birthday today Morty

Huh

You know what that means

Aw gee Rick don't please

Come on Morty we've gotta place to be right now

Geez

Kanye's birthday Morty

Oh man

It only happens once every seven years Morty

Crawling through the window right now

It's Kanye's birthday time

I don't think we should be in here Rick

Crawling out across the floor

Towards his bed

He's got nice sheets

Wh wh where's where's Kim at isn't she supposed to be here

Crawling up the sheets under the sheets with Kanye

I'm getting close and cuddly now

Man it's like the four seasons in here

It's Kanye's birthday time

It's a birthday day for Kanye

As I cuddle him in his sheets

Rick Rick

Ugh

Rick

Ugh

What are you doing under there

Uhh

I don't think this is O K

Ugh

Someone's gonna come in here Rick

Yeeh

Jesus

Ugh

Rick what are you doing under there

Ugh

What's all those noises

Kanye

What's goin on

Not awake he's still asleep

And I'm gonna give him a kiss on his forehead

Mwah

Geez

He's sexy and buff

And he's nice

I'm gonna write my name in pen on his leg

Aw I hope he doesn't wake up

As a human being he's my friend

As a human body he's a pillow

He's my friend it's his birthday

Jesus Christ

It's Kanye's birthday today

Great news for me

Take a lock of his hair Morty

Here take this gonna make some clones of him later

Yes I got it

I'm gonna make some Kanye clones

Gonna fill a room with them

Amazing music will come out of that room

Oh look Morty Morty

He's dreaming he's having a little dream Morty

Look at his toes wiggle

Yeah I see it

Oh it's beautiful

He's a beautiful human being

Happy birthday Kanye

Jesus Christ Rick

There's a bucket of bones over there

In the corner of the room

Yeah you're right Morty we better get going

Kanye I love you mwah

See you later

Morty grab grab all those sneakers

These ones

Yeah they're worth a bunch of money

Just grab 'em we gotta go

Hurry up let's get the f**k outta here

Happy birthday Kanye