You know what they say
Never waste a Friday night on a first date
But there I was
In my heels with my hair straight
And so, I take him to this bar
This man wouldn't dance
He didn't ask a single question
And he was wearing these fugly jeans
It doesn't matter though, he doesn't have what it takes
To be with a girl like me
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la
Not overdramatic, I know what I want
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la
We're leaving the planet and you can't come
Uh huh, I'm through
With all these super mega bummer boys like you
Oh yeah, I need
A super graphic ultra-modern girl like me
We're high, we're drunk
Well, look at her moving baby, she's the one
Oh yeah, I need
A super graphic ultra-modern girl like me
Telling secrets, there on the mattress
Wearing nothing but glitter and lashes
At every party, we're the party, shaking our asses
Making out (uh huh) while the world collapses
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la
Not overdramatic, I know what I want
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la
We're leaving the planet and you can't come
Uh huh, I'm through
With all these super mega bummer boys like you
Oh yeah, I need
A super graphic ultra-modern girl like me
We're high, we're drunk
Well, look at her moving baby, she's the one
Oh yeah, I need
A super graphic ultra-modern girl like me
Get up off your feet, get up on that bar
Walk that walk from Tokyo to New York
With everything you feel and everything you are
Walk that walk, flash the camera
Flash the camera, flash the camera, you're a star
Uh huh (uh huh), I'm through (I'm through)
With all these stupid mega bummer boys like you
Oh yeah (oh yeah), I need (I need)
A super graphic ultra-modern girl like me
We're high, we're drunk
Well, look at her moving baby, she's the one
Oh yeah (oh yeah), I need (I need)
A super graphic ultra-modern, oh, you got me la-la-la-ling
Hyper-sexy, top to bottom
Girl like me
