Snooker loopy

nuts are we

Me and him and them and me

We’ll show you what

we can do

With a load of balls

and a snooker cue

Pot the reds then, screw back

For the yellow green brown

blue pink and black

Snooker loopy nuts are we

We’re all snooker loopy

Now ol’ Meo as we all know’s

got loads’a dappa suits

London bred and he

keeps his head

’though he’s got Italian roots

Emotional but he

keeps his cool

’Til he reaches the finals

And whether he wins

or whether he don’t

Now our friend Den

hours he spent down

the snooker hall

On the old green baize

his mates seem amazed

at his skills with

a snooker ball

And them long shots

he never ever got

Why the old mind boggles

But nowadays

he pots the lot

Snooker loopy nuts are we

Me and him and them and me

We’ll show you what

we can do

With a load of balls

and a snooker cue

Pot the reds then, screw back

For the yellow green brown

blue pink and black

Snooker loopy nuts are we

We’re all snooker loopy

Now Terry the taff

was born in a gaff

In the valleys of

the land of song

And as the reds

he puts to bed

He likes to sing along

And if I win he says

with a grin

It can only help me can’t it

I’ll celebrate

I’ll buy another eight

Now old Willy Thorne

his hair’s all gone

And his mates all

take the rise

His opponent said

cover up his head

’Cos it’s shining in my eyes

When the light shines

down on his bare crown

It’s a cert he’s gonna walk it

It’s just not fair

giving off that glare

Snooker loopy nuts are we

Me and him and them and me

We’ll show you what

we can do

With a load of balls

and a snooker cue

Pot the reds then, screw back

For the yellow green brown

blue pink and black

Snooker loopy nuts are we

We’re all snooker loopy

Now Steve last year come

very near to winning

the snooker crown

But he never got to

put it on his ginger nut

’cos the black ball

wouldn’t go down

His manager of all said

But it helped him

make his mind up

Now he don’t care

who wins next year

Snooker loopy nuts are we

Me and him and them and me

We’ll show you what

we can do

With a load of balls

and a snooker cue

Pot the reds then, screw back

For the yellow green brown

blue pink and black

Snooker loopy nuts are we

We’re all snooker loopy

Snooker loopy nuts are we

Me and him and them and me

We’ll show you what

we can do

With a load of balls

and a snooker cue

Pot the reds then, screw back

For the yellow green brown

blue pink and black

Snooker loopy nuts are we

We’re all snooker loopy

Snooker loopy nuts are we

We’re all snooker loopy

Snooker loopy nuts are we

We’re all snooker loopy