I make a date for golf you can bet it rains

I try to throw a party and the guy upstairs complains

I guess I'll go through life just catching colds and missing trains

Everything happens to me

I never miss a thing had the measles and the mumps

And every time I play an ace my partner always trumps

I guess I'm just a fool who never looks before he jumps

Everything happens to me

At first I thought you could break this jinx for me

That love would turn the trick to end despair

Now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me

I've mortgaged my castles in the air

I've telegraphed and phoned sent an air mail special too

Your answer was goodbye and there was even postage due

I fell in love just once it had to be with you

Everything happens to me

I've telegraphed and phoned sent an air mail special too

Your answer was goodbye and there was even postage due

I fell in love just once and then it had to be with you

Everything happens to me