All That Jazz

come on babe, why dont

we paint the town?

And all that jazz

i'm gonna rouge my knees

and roll my stockings down

And all that jazz

start the car

i know a whoopee spot

where the gin is cold

but the piano's hot

it's just a noisy hall

where there's a nightly brawl

And all...that...jazz!

skidoo

And all that jazz

Hot shot

whoopee!

And all that jazz

slick you hair and

wear your buckle shoes

And all that jazz

i hear that father dip

is gonna blow the blues

And all that jazz

hold on hun

we're gonna bunny hug

i bought some aspirin

down at united drug

in case you shake apart

and want a brand new start

to do...that...JAZZ!

find a flask we're

playing fast and loose

And all that jazz

right up here is where i store the juice

And all that jazz

come on babe

we're gonna brush the sky

i betcha lucky lindy

never flew so high

cause in the stratosphere

how could he lend an ear

to all that jazz!

ooohhh, you're gonna see

your sheba shimmy shake

And all that jazz

ooohhh, she's gonna shimmy

til her garters break

And all that jazz

show her where to park her girdle

oh, her mother's blood will curdle

if she'd hear her baby's queer

for all...that..jazz!

all...that...jazz!

come on babe why dont we paint the town

And all that jazz

i'm gonna rouge my knees

and wear my stockings down

And all that jazz

start the car

i know a whoopee spot

where the gin is cold

but the piano's hot

its just a noisy hall

where there's a nightly brawl

And all that jazz!

nooo, i'm no one's wife

but, oohh i love my life

And all that jazz!

That Jazz!