Good god she's deadly delicious camper than a holiday
Front page in every issue tighter than a one act play
Don't look without your glasses
She'll turn you to a pillar of salt
Watch out she's mean and brassy sharper than a telephone
Take care she'll ask you for small things
Only that you give her the earth
Gladly she gives you nothing for something
She only seems to stop when it hurts
Tell her that england becomes her
Its really more expensive abroad
Modest so what can you give her just a floor in Madame Tussauds
Look how she smiles politely
Harmless as a hive full of beezzz
She breaks your heart three times nightly
When you see her dwarf on a lead
Don't stop she'll have you arrested
Just for looking into her eyes
Must be she's chemically tested
Just one glance you're into the vice
Just one glance you're into the vice
Just one glance you're into the vice
Please don't leave the room
Don't leave the room don't leave the room
Please don't leave the room
Don't leave the room don't leave the room
Good god she's deadly delicious camper than a holiday
Front page in every issue tighter than a one act play
Don't look without your glasses
She turn you to a pillar of salt
Watch out
She's mean and brassy sharper than a telephone
Good god she's deadly delicious
Deadly delicious
Deadly delicious
Deadly delicious
Deadly delicious
