You can't go to school in that dress

Unless you're covering your legs

Can't show yourself off like that

No-Oho

Oh, if you knew all of my friends

What they're up to, what they're smoking

Sure, you'll be losing your head

No-Oho

Every tale needs a villain

Every friend needs a foe

Every church needs a sinner

Every old-fashioned mind needs a hoe

Hi Mom, got drunk again

Pictures on the internet

What will the people say

Hi Mom, and by the way

Hooked up with a girl today

Neighbors going to be ashamed

Yeah, you had it coming

I'm all you never wanted

Hi Mom, I'll always be

The black sheep of the family

It's in my DNA

My DNA

Lalala lalala (It's in my DNA)

My DNA

Lalala lalala

(It's in my DNA)

When you said 'stay home' I went out

Did the things you weren't allowed

Maybe your jealous of me

No-Oho

You're scared cause they always warned ya

Saying 'like mother like daughter'

The rotten apple don't fall far

From the tree

Yeah, you know

Every tale needs a villain

Every friend needs a foe

Every church needs a sinner

Every old-fashioned mind needs a hoe

Hi Mom, got drunk again

Pictures on the internet

What will the people say

Hi Mom, and by the way

Hooked up with a girl today

Neighbors going to be ashamed

Yeah, you had it coming

I'm all you never wanted

Hi Mom, I'll always be

The black sheep of the family

It's in my DNA

My DNA

Lalala lalala (It's in my DNA)

My DNA

Lalala lalala

(It's in my DNA)

My DNA