Once
there was this kid who
got in to anaccident and couldn't come to school but
when he finally came back
his hair
had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when the cars had smashed so hard
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Once there was this girl who
wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room
When they finally made her
they saw
birth marks all over her body
She couldn't quite explain it they'd always just been there
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But both girl and boy were glad
'cause one kid had it worse than that
'Cause then there was this boy whose
parents made him come directly home right after school And when they went
to their church
they shook
and lurched all over the church floor
He couldn't quite explain it they'd always just gone there
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