I have a sting where I get older but just never wiser
The nights become my afternoons
When my depression works the graveyard shift
All of the people I've ghosted stand there in the room
I should not be left to my own devices
I come with prices and vices
I end up in crisis tale as old as time
I wake up screaming from dreaming
One day I'll watch as you're leaving
'Cause you got tired of my scheming
For the last time it's me hi
I'm the problem, it's me at teatime
Everybody agrees
I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror
It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero
Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby
And I'm a monster on the hill
Too big to hang out
Slowly lurching towards your favorite city
Pierced through the heart but never killed
Did you hear my covert narcissism
I disguise as altruism
Like some kind of congressman tale as old as time
I wake up screaming from dreaming
One day I watch as you're leaving
And life will lose all it's meaning
For the last time
It's me hi I'm the problem it's me at teatime
Everybody agrees
I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror
It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero
I have this dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the money
She thinks I left them in the will
The family gathers 'round and reads it
And then someone screams out
She's laughing all but us from hell
It's me hi I'm the problem it's me
Yeah I'm the problem it's me
It's me hi
Everybody agrees
Everybody agrees
It's me hi I'm the problem it's me at teatime
Everybody agrees
I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror
It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero
