Whenever life gets you down

Keeps you wearing a frown

And the gravy train has left you behind

And when you're all out of hope

Down at the end of your rope

And nobody's there to throw you a line

If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go

Come on and take a walk in my shoes

Never worry 'bout a thing, got the world on a string

Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues

I take a look at my enormous p**s, and my troubles start-a meltin' away

Ba-um-ba

I take a look at my enormous p**s, and my happy times are comin' to stay

I got a sing and-a dance when I glance in my pants

I am-a feelin' like a sun-shiney day

I take a look at me enormous pe-he-he-nis

And-a everything is goin' my way

Ba-um-ba

Ahhh, ahh-um

Ahhh, ahh-uhh

Voo-voo-vi-sov-va-va-vava-div-ee-vu-jah-va-sovoyay

Foji-vas-va-vajuba-do-ahhh

Subbo-ze-va-daa-dun-da

Pe-he-he-nis

Za-un-duh-ba-de-un-doi-bu-doula

Everybody!

I take a look at my enormous p**s, and my troubles start-a meltin' away

Ba-um-ba-bab

I take a look at my enormous p**s, and my happy times are comin' to stay

Yeah I got great big amounts in the place where it counts

I am-a feelin' like a sun-shiney day

I take a look at me enormous pe-he-he-nis

And-a everything is goin' my way

My trouser monster

Everything is goin' my way

My meat is murder

Everything is goin' my way

Size doesn't matter

Ev-ree-thing is goin' my waaa-aaa-aaay

Yum