I was sitting in the back yard sucking on a Good Humor

Along comes a Doc says my wife has a tumor

And it was malignant

Now the AMA and the medical highers

They don't agree with Liggette Meyers

They say smoking is bad for you

He will give you cancer

There will a cough too

Well there's cancer of liver; there's cancer of lung

Cancer of lip throat the tongue

There's 17 malignant tumors in one filter tip king size

Wait up

Well a cigarette was needed that was relatively clean

They come out with filters low tar and nicotine

Pretty lot on sells too

All that research gone to waste

No harmful ingredient no cigarette taste

Well the companies panicked they had to find an answer

They increased the tobacco strain and everybody's getting cancer

Look what I got free with these cigarette coupons

A chest X-ray

Well the hashish interest in Mexico

Has found a way to redouble their dough

They got a way as no tart so they say

Let's all get the habit marijuana's here to stay

So if you want a treat and you don't mind the treatment

Smoke pot It's the thinking man's cigarette