Flowers and wine is what I thouhght I would find
When I came home from working tonight
Well now here I stand over this frying pan
And you want a cold one again
I bought these new heels did my nails
Had my hair done just right
I thought this new dress was a sure bet
For romance tonight
Well its perfectly clear between the tv and beer
I wont get so much as a kiss
As I head for the door I turn around to be sure
Did I shave my legs for this
Now when we first met you promised we get
A house on a hill with a pool
Well this trailer stays wet and were swimmin in debt
And you want me to go back to school
I bought these new heels did my nails
Had my hair done just right
I thought this new dress was a sure bet
For romance tonight
Well its perfectly clear between the tv and beer
I wont get so much as a kiss
As I head for the door I turn around to be sure
Did I shave my legs for this
Darlin did I shave my legs for this
