Halloween 2023, can't believe it's already here
Dressing up as a thick n***a this year, and I got all of my gear
Randy gon' try to target me when he see me in my costume
This a fake butt on top, so if he take it, it's okay, I got two
I'm hearing bells, Randy, he can go to hell
Somebody gotta stop this big nigga, so f*ck it, I will
Man, I'm nervous, I can't even sit real still
It's still daytime and this big n***a already got six kills
It's getting dark, I get a knock at the door
Look down and see a note, that s**t from Randy
This n***a love leaving notes
I'ma read y'all what he wrote
That boy said, "Yo, when are you coming to stop me?
I'm not tryna sound cocky
But I'm taking booty properties
Feel like I'm playing some Monopoly
I'm having fun, let's go one-on-one
Let's meet at the park, eight o'clock, when it gets dark
Then we gon' start, and if you win, then I'll disappear
But if I win, I'm taking that candy and that rear"
Bitch, I'm Randy, hahaha
Don't forget the big d**k
DigBar not gon' win s**t
'Cause he is a big b***h
My height is like 6'6"
Booty getting ripped, ripped
I'ma take the blood out his butt and make some lipstick
(Damn, Randy pissed off, man, he ready)
(I'm 'bout to take a nap real quick, wake up at like, eight, it's the end of Randy)
(Ah, shit, it's already eight o'clock)
(Fuck, man, I'm late, fuck)
I hopped up in the whip, then I pulled up to the spot
Feeling hella hard, man, I'm talking 'bout my cock
'Bout to save Halloween, 'cause I know y'all getting stressed out
Rubber band Randy's booty, it get stretched out
Then we locked eyes, he a big 6'6", big dick, thick hip, big ass rocked guy
He asked me, why I'm late?
I said, "Eight, nigga, not nine"
Randy, he can shut the f*ck up, he on my time
I've been waiting so long to do this, DigBar
You making all these f*****g songs about me and s**t
Got all these people scared of me, I can't even do what I wanna do
It's over, n***a
Randy taking off his coat
Then he grabbed me by my throat
Feel my booty getting groped
Sliding fingers in my hole
Well, my first plan didn't work
So I guess it's time to go and try the plan B
He said, "What's my name?"
I said, "Big Dick Randy!"
Nigga, unhand me
Nigga, disband me
He got me in the air dangling, just by my damn feet
Then he slapped that big meat, knocker in my damn cheeks
Now I'm finna make sure that this n***a cannot stand me
Break his grip, flip him over
Then I get to penetrating
Slappin' all on Big Dick Randy's booty, it's disintegrating
I just keep on clapping on his butt until he pass out
Laying there naked on the playground with his ass out
(Then I took the gun out and I aimed it at his head)
(I pulled the trigger back, and then that n***a Randy dead)
(Happy Halloween, everybody, y'all can be safe now)
(DigBar)
