Have you ever stopped to think about what rats do for fun

Sure they crawl around and scurry yeah they ＇ re always on the run

But a rat sure likes a good time just like you and me

Ill prove it with a tale about a rat-infested brewery

It started with a little lad named Vermin McCann

Who fell upon a drink that made him feel like quite a man

He rounded up his furry boys though some wore a frown

They quickly changed their tune and they slammed a couple down

One Two One-Two-Three-Four

Come on all you Good Rats we ＇ ll send you to heaven

You ＇ ll find the Pearly Gates in the froth and the foam

Cause in these vats you ＇ ve made quite a creation

A potion that turned the Guinness to gold

Like mice behind a piper rats from all around

Soon headed for this factory in old Dublin town

They surely heard the news about this fancy new rat-brew

They came they saw they had a taste and knocked back a few

One Two One-Two-Three-Four

Come on all you Good Rats we ＇ ll send you to heaven

You ＇ ll find the Pearly Gates in the froth and the foam

Cause in these vats you ＇ ve made quite a creation

A potion that turned the Guinness to gold

The rats were in a tizzy addicted to the bone

The hairy lugs were giddy they were never goin home

Like a bunch of drunken pirates prepared to walk the plank

They drank they sang they took a plunge and in the beer they sank

One Two One-Two-Three-Four

Come on all you Good Rats we ＇ ll send you to heaven

You ＇ ll find the Pearly Gates in the froth and the foam

Cause in these vats you ＇ ve made quite a creation

A potion that turned the Guinness to gold

One Two One-Two-Three-Four

Come on all you Good Rats we ＇ ll send you to heaven

You ＇ ll find the Pearly Gates in the froth and the foam

Cause in these vats you ＇ ve made quite a creation

A potion that turned the Guinness to gold

Come on all you Good Rats we ＇ ll send you to heaven

You ＇ ll find the Pearly Gates in the froth and the foam

Cause in these vats you ＇ ve made quite a creation

A potion that turned the Guinness to gold