Ok, ok, I see what's happening here

You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange

You don't even know how you feel

It's adorable

Well, it's nice to see that humans never change

Open your eyes, let's begin

Yes, it's really me, it's Maui, breathe it in

I know it's a lot, the hair, the bod

When you're staring at a demi-god

What can I say except you're welcome

For the tides, the sun, the sky

Hey, it's okay, it's okay

You're welcome

I'm just an ordinary demi-guy

Hey, what has two thumbs that pulled up the sky

When you were waddling yay high

This guy

When the nights got cold

Who stole you fire from down below

You're lookin' at him, yo

Oh, also I lassoed the sun

You're welcome

To stretch the days and bring you fun

Also I harnessed the breeze

You're welcome

To fill your sails and shake your trees

So what can I say except you're welcome

For the islands I pulled from the sea

There's no need to pray, it's okay

You're welcome

Ha, I guess it's just my way of being me

You're welcome

You're welcome

Well, come to think of it

Kid, honestly I can go on and on

I can explain every natural phenomenon

The tide, the grass, the ground, oh

That was Maui just messing around

I killed an eel

I buried its guts

Sprouted a tree, now you got coconuts

What's the lesson

What is the take-away

Don't mess with Maui when he's on the break-away

And the tapestry here on my skin

Is a map of the victories I win

Look where I've been

I make everything happen

Look at that mini-Maui just tippity-tappin'

Well, anyway let me say you're welcome

For the wonderful world you know

Hey, it's okay, it's okay

You're welcome

Well, come to think of it, I gotta go

Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome

'Cause I'm gonna need that boat

I'm sailing away, away

You're welcome

'Cause Maui can do anything but float

You're welcome

You're welcome

And thank you