Set fire to your hair,

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear,

Eat medicine that's out of date

Use your private parts as piranha bait

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

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So many dumb ways to die

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Get your toast out with a fork,

Do your own electrical work,

Teach yourself how to fly,

Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie,

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

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So many dumb ways to die