Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walking home from our
house Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no
such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grampa, we believe.
She'd been drinkin too much egg nog,
And we'd begged her not to go,
But she'd forgot her medication
And she staggered out
the door into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
She had hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminating Claus
marks on her back.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walking home from our
house Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no
such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grampa, we believe.
Now we're all so proud of Grampa,
He's been taking this so well,
See him in there watchin football,
Drinkin' beer and playing
cards with cousin Mel.
It's not Christmas without Grandma,
All the family's dressed in black,
And we just can't help but wonder,
Should we open up her
gifts or send them back?
(SEND THEM BACK!)
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walking home from our
house Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no
such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grampa, we believe.
Now the goose is on the table,
And the pudding made of fig, (ahh)
And the blue and silver candles
That would just have matched
the hair in Grandma's wig.
I've warned all my friends and neigbors,
"Better watch out for yourselves",
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a sleigh
and plays with elves.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walking home from our
house Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no
such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grampa, we believe.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walking home from our
house Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no
such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grampa, we believe.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
