Okay,
I'm going to attempt to drown myself
You can try this at home
You can be just like me
Mic check one two
We recording?
I'm cancerous
So when I diss
you wouldn't want to answer this
If you responded back
with a battle rap
you wrote for Canibus
I strangle you to death
then I choke you again
And break your f g legs
til your bones poke through your skin
You beef with me
I'mma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer
and beat your ass legally
I get too blunted
off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out
I hit the trees
harder than Sonny Bono
(oh no!)
So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie and get f d
more than the President does
Hilary Clinton
tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her f g tonsils out
and fed her sherbet
(bitch!)
My nerves hurt
and lately I'm on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice
(comehere)
and ripped out his blond dreads
Every girl I ever went out with
has gone lez
Follow me and do e actly
what the song says
Smoke weed, take pills,
drop out of school,
kill people and drink
Jump behind the wheel
like it was still legal
I'm dumb enough
to walk in a store and steal
So I'm dumb enough
to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I'm white,
ignoring skill
Cause I stand out
like a green hat with a orange bill
But I don't get pissed
Y'all don't even see through the mist
How the f ck can I be white?
I don't even e ist
I get a clean shave, bathe,
go to a rave
Die from an overdose
and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger won't go down,
how do I wave?
And this is how
I'm supposed to teach kids
how to behave?
Now follow me
and do e actly what you see
Don't you want to grow up
to be just like me?
I slap women and eat 'shrooms then O.D
Now don't you want to grow up
to be just like me?
Me and Marcus Allen
went over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at the door,
must have been Ron Gold
Jumped behind the door,
put the orgy on hold
Killed them both
and smeared blood
in a white Bronco
(we did it)
My mind won't work
if my spine don't jerk
I slapped Garth Brooks
out of his rhinestone shirt
I'm not a player
just a ill rhyme sayer
That'll spray a Aerosol can
up at the ozone layer
My rap style's warped
I'm running out the morgue
With your dead grandmother's corpse
To throw it on your porch
Jumped in a Chickenhawk
cartoon with a cape on
(dun da dun da dun da)
And beat up Foghorn Leghorn
with an acorn
I'm about as normal as Norman Bates
With deformative traits
A premature birth
that was four minutes late
Mother, are you there?
I love you
I never meant to hit you
over the head with that shovel
Will someone please e plain to my brain
That I just severed a main vein
With a chainsaw and I'm in pain?
I take a breather and sigh
(ugghhh)
Either I'm high or I'm nuts
Cause if you ain't tilting this room,
neither am I
(whoooa)
So when you see
your mom with a thermometer
shoved in her ass
Then it probably
is obvious
I got it on with her
Cause when I drop this solo s t
it's over with
I bought Cage's tape,
opened it and dubbed over it
I came to the club drunk
with a fake ID
Don't you want to grow up
to be just like me?
I've been with ten women who got HIV
Now don't you want to grow up
to be just like me?
I got genital warts
and it burns when I pee
Don't you want to grow up
to be just like me?
I tie a rope around my penis
and jump from a tree
You probably want to grow up
to be just like me
