If you're ever in a jam here I am

If you're ever in a mess SOS

If you ever feel so happy you land in jail I'm your bail

It's friendship friendship just a perfect blendship

When other friendships have been forgot

Ours will still be hot

Lah dle ah dle ah dle dig dig dig

If you're ever up a tree phone to me

If you're ever down a well ring my bell

If you ever lose your teeth and you're out to dine borrow mine

It's friendship friendship just a perfect blendship

When other friendships have been forgate

Ours will still be great

Lah dle ah dle ah dle chuck chuck chuck

If you're ever up a tree phone to me

If you're ever down a well ring my bell

If you ever lose your teeth and you're out to dine borrow mine

It's friendship friendship just a perfect blendship

When other friendships have been forgate

Ours will still be great

Lah dle ah dle ah dle chuck chuck chuck

If they ever black your eyes put me wise

If they ever cook your goose turn me loose

If they ever put a bullet through your brain I'll complain

It's friendship friendship just a perfect blendship

When other friendships have been forgit

Ours will still be it

Lah dle ah dle ah dle hep hep hep

When other friendships have been forgit

Ours will still be it