This kitchen has a king

This hand this hand is a cunning little bugger

With a habit of turning every A into a B

Unless it's put to work

There's a twitch twitch twitch

And a rash and an itch

For a job for a magic job

And a magic diet and exercise plan

There are things I cannot do

I cannot not not turn a skinny little shit

Into a winsome Brit who spent

His youth in honest pleasure

For all my wily ways

I cannot not not turn back into the boy

It's a tearful day when a boy

Must learn his limitations

Take a look at this brochure

Inject inject strip away peel away

The scars of self abuse with a couple

Of hours in a private clinic

What have I left in life

The Knife the Knife this knife this knife

Every inch every inch of me

Will come to know it's magic