You used to get
it in your fishnets
Now you only get
it in your nightdress
Discarded all the naughty
nights for niceness
Landed in a very common crisis
Everythingâs in order
in a black hole
Nothing seems as pretty
as the pastel, that Bloody
Maryâs lacking her Tabasco
Remember when you
used to be a rascal
Oh the boyâs a slag
The best you ever had
The best you ever had
is just a memory
and those dreams werenât
as daft as they seem
As daft as they seem my love
when you dream them up
Flicking through a
little book of sex tips
Remember when the boys
were all electric, now when
sheâs told sheâs gone a get it
Iâm guessing that sheâd
rather just forget it
Clinging âtil Iâm getting sentimental
Said she wasnât going but
she went still
Likes just a minute to be gentle
Was it a Mecca dobber
or a betting pencil
Oh the boyâs a slag
The best you ever had
The best you ever had
is just a memory
and those dreams werenât
as daft as they seem
As daft as they seem my love
when you dream them up
oh Sloane where did you go
Where did you go
Where did you go, oh, oh
Falling about
You took a left off last laugh lane
Just sounding it out
Know youâre not
coming back again
Just falling about
You took a left off last laugh lane
You were just sounding it out
but youâre not coming back again
You used to get it in your
fishnets now you only
get it in your nightdress
Discarded all the naughty
nights for niceness
Landed in a very common crisis
Everythingâs in order
in a black hole, is everything
as pretty as a pastel
That Bloody Maryâs
lacking her Tabasco
Remember when you
used to be a rascal
