I'm not a loser

I don't secretly hate myself

I'm not singing this to no one

It's not the case that no one cares

I'm not a failure

I don't not have talent

When others see me they can't see

The nobody that isn't there

(spoken)

Hold on, that's a triple negative. You can't not see nobody

Because I'm not nobody! Which can't not be seen. Let me start over

(sung)

My life's not empty

They don't not like me at all

I don't not leave the house

'Cause I don't not prefer to stay at home

I don't stink

I'm not a waste

I'm not all alone in thinking

That I am not all alone

(spoken)

Maybe I am a loser

Hey Squidward

Huh?

You're not delirious with despair

And you're not calling true things false

Hey Squidward

This is weird

You're not hallucinating this sea anemone

Line at all

I'm not?

You're not a loser

You don't secretly hate yourself

You're not singing this to no one

It's not the case that no one cares

Okay!

You're not a failure

You don't not have talent

When others see you they can't see

The nobody that isn't there

I'm not a loser! (Not a loser)

They don't not like me at all (No!)

I don't not leave the house

'Cause I don't not prefer to stay at home

I don't stink (You don't stink)

I'm not a waste (You're not a waste)

I'm not all alone in thinking

That I am not all alone

Clarinet solo!

Look at me now, Mama!

I'm not a loser (You're not a loser)

They don't not like me at all (No!)

I don't not leave the house (leave the house)

'Cause I don't not prefer to stay at home

(Yeah, yeah, stay at home!)

Hey! Shh!

I don't stink

I'm not a waste

I'm not all alone in thinking

That I'm not, not, not all alone