Waylon and Willie are the outlaws

Roger is the king of the road

Everyone knows hag's been in prison

I didn't know that

Dolly's got the two good reasons she's well known

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They call me no show Jones

They call him no show Jones

I'm seldom ever on

He's seldom ever on

The stage singin' my songs my whereabouts are unknown

They call him no show Jones

They call me no show Jones

Loretta is the coal miner's daughter

Ah pretty Merle

Johnny wears black and stands there alone

Whooo that's lonesome

Everyone knows that Kenny is the gambler

What's Tammy

Oh Tammy is the first lady of the country song

I'm still no show Jones

He's still no show Jones

Seldom ever on

Seldom ever on

The stage singin' my songs my whereabouts are unknown

They call him no show Jones

Call me no show Jones

And they call me no show Jones

They call him no show Jones

I'm seldom ever on

On what

The stage

Singin' my songs my whereabouts are unknown

They call him no show Jones

They call me no show Jones

They call him no show