All My Ex's Live In Texas

Writer(s): Lyndia J. Shafer, Sanger D. Shafer

All my exes live in Texas

And Texas is a place

I'd dearly love to be

But all my exes live in Texas

And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

Rosanna's down in Texarcana

Wanted me to push her broom

And sweet Eileen's in Abilene

She thought that I hung the moon

And Allison's in Galveston

Somehow lost her sanity

And Dimples who now lives in

Temple's got the law looking for me

All my exes live in Texas

And Texas is a place

I'd dearly love to be

But all my exes live in Texas

And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

I remember that old Frio River where I learned to swim

And it brings to mind another time

Where I wore my welcome thin By transcendental

meditation I go there each night

But I always come back to my self long before daylight

All my exes live in Texas

And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be

But all my exes live in Texas

Therefore I reside in Tennessee

Some folks think I'm hiding It's been rumored that I died

But I'm alive and well in Tennessee