I could go and read your mind

Think about your dumb face all the time

Living in your glass house, I'm outside, uh

Looking into big blue eyes

Did it just to hurt me, make me cry

Smiling through it all, yeah, that's my life

You're an idiot, now I'm sure

Now I'm positive, I should go and warn her

Ooh, bet you're thinking: She's so cool

Kicking back on your couch, making eyes from across the room

Wait, I think I've been there too, ooh

What'd she do to get you off? (Uh-huh)

Taking down her hair, like, oh my God

Taking off your shirt, I did that once

Or twice, uh

No, I know, I know I'll f*ck off (uh-huh)

But I think I like her, she's so fun

Wait, I think I hate her, I'm not that evolved, I'm sorry

She's missing it, sad, sad boy

Not my business, but I had to warn ya

Ooh, bet you're thinking: She's so cool

Kicking back on your couch, making eyes from across the room

Wait, I think I've been there too, ooh

Ooh, you've got me thinking: She's so cool

But I know what I know and you're just another dude

Ooh, that's so true, ooh

Made it out alive, but I think I lost it

Said that I was fine, said it from the coffin

Remember how I died when you started walking?

That's my life, that's my life

I'll put up a fight, taking out my earrings

Don't you know the vibe? Don't you know the feeling?

You should spend the night, catch me on your ceiling

That's your prize, that's your prize

Well, mm, bet you're thinking: She's so cool

Kicking back on your couch, making eyes from across the room

Wait, I think I've been there too, ooh

Ooh, you've got me thinking: She's so cool

But I know what I know and you're just another dude

Ooh, that's so true, ooh, ooh, oh