Lyricist : Sam Haft/Andrew Underberg

Composer : Sam Haft/Andrew Underberg

You're gonna make so many new friends here

Potential amigos around every corner

No bullies or bums, the chums are tens here

It'll be a breezy piece of cake to form your

Brand new squad, crew, or clique

If you want some buddies, you'll have your pick

'Cause no one here is like you

Not one remotely like you

You've got mystique, you're strange and unique

You'll make pals come hither with every hiss and slither

Everyone will like you 'cause no one here is like you

Scented candles, ponies, marshmallow discotheques

Do you have enriched uranium?

No! But we got a unicorn polo stadium

Christmas romcoms all year long at the Multi-plex

I'm in love with you, Santa Claus

Five stars!

And no one here's addicted to crack

I'll get back to my friends

Once I gradate the voltage and calibrate this lens

I will find a way

To quantize this frequency, updrive the peak speed

So I can see them today

No one here schemes like you (I'm coming, Cherri!)

Sheds skin or blasphemes like you (I'll see you in Hell!)

In no time, we shall become your best pals

Ah, s**t

Yeah, I forgot to mention

You're not able to leave

But look on the bright side

We'll have so much fun here

From now 'til kingdom come here

We literally will (No, no, no, no, no)

Have forever to chill (No!)

You'll soon know us too well (Ooh-woah)

Since you can't go back to Hell (Yeah, yeah)

So wave your lonely days bye

You big, weird, lonely snake guy

Beagles, sprinkles, friendship

Guinea pigs, churros, pangolins

Everyone will like you 'cause no one here is like you

Ooh, maybe that didn't help actually

人声 : Alex Brightman/Darren Criss/Hazbin Hotel/Patrick Stump/Shoba Narayan

编程 : Keith Horn

键盘 : Andrew Underberg/Sam Haft

母带工程师 : Nathan Dantzler

混音师 : Andrew Maury