HA HA
LOOKS LIKE YOU
COULD USE SOME HELP
FROM THE BIG BOSS OF HELL HIM SELF
OH WITH THE PUNCH
OF A PEN TA GRAM
U SUAL LY I CHARGE A SA CRI FI CIAL LAMB
BUT YOU GET THE FAMI LY RATE
WHO NEEDS A BUS BOY NOW
THAT YOU'VE GOT THE CHEF
MI CHE LIN- TAS TIN' ME NU
FREE Ã LA CARTE
CHAM PAGNE FOUN TAINS
CA VIAR MOUN TAINS
WHO HAS BEEN HERE
SINCE DAY ONE
WHO MAKES YOU CHU CKLE
WITH AN OLD- TI MEY PUN
I'M YOUR GUY, YOUR DAY- TO- DAY
YOUR CHUM, YOUR STEAD FAST HO TE LIER
RE MEM BER WHEN I FIXED
THAT CLOG TO DAY
I'M TRU LY HO NORED
THAT WE'VE BUILT SUCH A BOND
YOU'RE LIKE THE CHILD
THAT I WISH THAT I HAD
IT'S A LIT TLE FUN NY
YOU COULD AL MOST CALL ME
THEY SAY WHEN YOU'RE LOO KIN'
FOR AS SIS TANCE
IT'S SMART TO PICK THE PATH
OF LEAST RE SIS TANCE
O THERS SAY THAT
IN YOUR NEE DY HO UR
YHERE'S NO SUBS TI TUTE FOR PURE
AN GE LIC PO WER
SAD LY THERE ARE TIMES
A BIRTH PA RENT IS A DUD
THEY SAY THE FA MI LY YOU CHOOSE
IS BET TER
WHAT A BUNCH OF LO SERS
CAN YOU BUTT OUT OF MY SONG
YOUR SONG, I STAR TED THIS
I'M SIN GIN' IT, I'LL FI NISH IT
IT'S ME
YES IT'S ME
IT'S ME
IT'S ME
