Oh I saw this girl walking down the street

I thought to myelf

She looks rather strain

I grabbed my chance

And played my usual game

Oh I tell you man

Can be a strain

She didn't wanna know

What I'd got to say

Just shook her head

And looked the other way

And then she said

I've met your type before

For me you're all the same

You're such a bore

Oh no don't make no promises

Oh no your body can't keep

Oh no don't make no promises

Oh no your body can't keep

Next day can you believe

She was at the show

She said hey man

You're great and she took me home

She started to undress

What a shock to see

Padded bra blonde wig

Not much left for me

Oh no don't make no promises

Oh no your body can't keep

Oh no don't make no promises

Oh no your body can't keep

Don't don't don't make no promises promises promises

Your body can't keep

Your body can't keep

Oh your body can't keep

I no