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The Ending

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She said

She said, "You're like Jason Biggs, in all the Jason Biggs movies"

She said, "Hey!"

She said, "You're like the weird... guy

In all the movies

Who turns into the hero at the end and gets the girl"

And i was like, "Shut your mouth!"

But i'm gonna take over

The world

As soon as everybody dies

I'm gonna take over your heart

As soon as I get the balls to try

I'ma re-arrange the alphabet

And then take "U and "I"

And put a bit of space between ‘em

And hope that nobody cries

I'ma run around this city, wonderin' why

She dislike this

I'ma be a nice guy

Might f**k around, and make a difference

I'ma hope, for the best, but prepare for the worst

They're gonna focus on their hooks

And then say, "f**k it" to the verse

Like, goddamn, but look at me

Now look at them

Now look at me

How's it going? My name's Frank Wassuuup?

Today, we'll be looking into what really f**g matters

Gucci bags, money pants, trap beats and sarcasm

I hope that you don't fall into their schemes and what they say

When you look them in their eyes

That they don't choose to look away

Cause you don't deserve to be f**d with

Unless you're a f**g a**e

And expect two hundred dollars

Every time that you pass "Go"

Your life isn't fair

Life is like a fair

That only lets in white people

With blue eyes and blond hair

And big t**s and small waists

Let's cut-paste the same face

The same smile

The same type

That's been stuck here for a while

I, hope that you don't fall into my schemes and what I say

When you look me in the eyes

I'll look you dead into the face

Cause you don't deserve to be f**d with

Unless you're a f**g a**e

And expect two hundred dollars

Every time that you pass "Go"

Your life isn't fair

Life is like a fair

That only lets in white people

With blue eyes and blond hair

And big t**s and small waists

Let's cut-paste the same face

The same smile

The same type

That's been stuck here for a while

Yeah, I ain't s**t

I ain't s**t

I ain't s**t

I ain't s**t

I ain't s**t

Compared to them right?

I ain't s**t

I ain't s**t

I ain't s**t

I ain't s**t

I ain't s**t

Yo, my friends say that i have poor face structure

I said, "You look like alien verse f**n' predator

Both of ‘em

Cause right before the movie starts, there's a weird type of scene

That's awfully sensual with rose petals and Marvin Gaye sings

I think, people would watch that

Probably on pay-per-view

On a Tuesday night, like, what else is there to do?

Like, a lot of things, f**n'

Read a book, i guess

Like 50 Shades of Gray, except Alien and Predator making the schtukkus

That's great fan fiction for a great man missin'

The spice of life

The price is right for species all alike

Like, this, the night was young and I could feel it on my lips

It's the taste of Predator's... wit

(Oh no...)

Yo, And I know you want, a piece of this wit

And I, know she wants a piece if this wit

(No!)

And i, know she wants, a piece of this wit

My wit

My wit, my wit

She wants a piece of this

Thank you-ouuuuu, for listening to the record

I appreciate it, more than you could ever f**g understand

I, uhm tch tch tch

Worked so hard on it, and lost my mind due to

The music business

The music business

It is... quite the business

But, I decided that I don't wanna be a part of it anymore

So I—this is all me and no one's gonna f**n' tell me how to

Write a song, you know?

And the way I listen to music is

F**n' like, medicine dude

It makes me feel better about my life, and uh

My dream is to do that for other people

And, uh, and

You know, travel the world doing that, and

Helping people, like

So many people helped me

And, uh

Thank you for letting me try to do that to you

Hn-mmkay

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