I ' m sick demented
I came unrepresented
I rose from the grave
I had a close shave
The cops tried to lock me down
' cause the glock they found
Was stolen
That ' s how I ' m rollin '
Calvin klein ' s
No friend of mine
So I don ' t like marky
Or the monarchy
Don ' t start me up like a rollin ' stone
I leave you sulkin '
Like macaulay culkin
In home alone
So get a grip
Like stephen tyler
I used to trip
With the divine styler
Back in the days
There were irish ways
And irish laws
To stand up for the cause
When it ' s time to rock a funky joint
I ' m on point
When it ' s time to rock a funky jam
I ' m the man
When it ' s time to rock a funky joint
I ' m on point
When it ' s time to rock a funky jam
I ' m the man
When it ' s time to rock a funky joint
I ' m on point
When it ' s time to rock a funky jam
I ' m the man
When it ' s time to rock a funky joint
I ' m on point
When it ' s time to rock a funky jam
I ' m the man
Well it ' s the d to the a double n y bo
Y ' cause I rock shit like ronnie dio
It ' s a black day of rest
Quick run get your vest
I ' m down with the hill
' cause I still got the skill
To turn the party out
It ' s all about the skyscraper
Your girl caught the vapors
So I might videotape her
I make a lot of the paper
So I don ' t have to scrape the
Bottom of the barrel
I rock fly apparel
Now I could pull you car
Starting up the harley davidson
I got the gun
So the drama you could save it
Well it ' s the mad bum rushin '
Funky with percussion
From l a to flushing
I get your girlie blushin '
I ' ll cutcha ' like the butcher
But it and joe the writer
The old rock a loop
' cause I ' m super like schneider
When it ' s time to rock a funky joint
I ' m on point
When it ' s time to rock a funky jam
I ' m the man
When it ' s time to rock a funky joint
I ' m on point
When it ' s time to rock a funky jam
I ' m the man
When it ' s time to rock a funky joint
I ' m on point
When it ' s time to rock a funky jam
I ' m the man
When it ' s time to rock a funky joint
I ' m on point
When it ' s time to rock a funky jam
I ' m the man
I ' m ill retarded
So don ' t ya get me started
I might lose my cool
Ya lose if we duel
' cause I can stomp a hole
In the sole of a monk
With the rhymes in my head
And the beats in my trunk
I got the skill kid
And I ' m gonna ' milk it
For all it ' s worth
I ' m gettin ' mines on earth
So step to the next head
Or like sadat x said
He ' s gone
And that ' s it ' s supposed to be
Don ' t stand so close to me
When it ' s time to rock a funky joint
I ' m on point
When it ' s time to rock a funky jam
I ' m the man
When it ' s time to rock a funky joint
I ' m on point
When it ' s time to rock a funky jam
I ' m the man
When it ' s time to rock a funky joint
I ' m on point
When it ' s time to rock a funky jam
I ' m the man
When it ' s time to rock a funky joint
I ' m on point
When it ' s time to rock a funky jam
I ' m the man