Check it out everybody in the house
Check it out
The House of Pain is in full effect
Call me the corn fed pecker wood
Redneck cracker
White bread shit kickin'
Irish beat jacker
Comin' with the style of a Celtic rebel
Those who ain't on my level call me the blue eyed devil
But that's just because they don't know what I know
And that's just because they can't flow like I flow
I rip shit dip shit so what you gotta say
Why you wanna play
I f**k you up with no delay
And knock your motherf**king fronts out
Smoke my Philly blunts out
My Buddha never runs out
I turn the little scunts out
And I got the hookers callin' me pops
Once their cherry pops
Ever last gets all the props
I'm hittin' skins from here to Copenhagen
I bed the wenches 'cause you know I'm a pagan
The House of Pain
That's the name of my crew
You don't like it tough luck
What the f**k you gonna do
Nothin' you ain't sayin' nothin'
You need to start puffin' and relax
Or you'll wind up gettin' taxed
For your money for your jewels
For your car for your ho
My crew they start trippin'
While I'm rippin' up the show
Mickey mouse you know he's in the house
I said mickey mouse
You know he's in the house
One for the road this is one for a road
For my man Matt champ
This is one for the road
Tura lura lura tura lura lie
Tura lura lura that's an Irish lullaby
No need to act fly
You'll be sayin' nighty-night
The place you're in is right
If you're lookin' for a fight
Step up your blood I spill it
Put on the beat I kill it
I'll burn ya like some bacon
That's been fryin' in my skillet
Move over sizzlean
My favorite color's green
But I'll beat ya black and blue
'Cause I'm always with my crew
Mickey mouse
You know he's in the house
I said mickey mouse
You know he's in the house
Mickey mouse
You know he's in the house
Mickey mouse
You know he's in the house
Ayo
