Robbed R Pearson's paper Lauren spent his half

Ricky loves a kicking and he wants to join the guards

Barry breaks the windows of his broken home

Have a guess His tiny mind's been stonned

Lionel touches women when they're walking through the park

He goes through people's gardens nicking laundry in the dark

Roger left a sleeper across the District Line

Yeah his dad's a shipping clerk

Boys let's have a laugh

Let's have some mischief

Fill a Durex full of water

Throw it on a bus

Have you finished?

Take a pigeon to the pictures

Let's cause a bit of fuss

A bit of mischief

Let's go bloody raving mad

Let's do something really bad

They won't forget the day we've had

Some mischief

Jack and Stan are tossing pals like monkeys in the zoo

When they got caught by Gaumont Gibbs

They had to wank him too

Incentive didn't want two of Dave

Get it?

He failed his inter failed his interview

Oh yeah?

She's got crinkly hair

Underneath her underwear

I know cos I've been there

M-I-S-C-H-I-E-F

M-I-S-C-H-I-E-F

Wow

Wow

Don't let's hang about

Let's have some mischief

Let's pour Lockheed fluid on a Bentley

Then let down his tyres

Hahahahaha

Let's go and kill some kiosks start a few more fires

Could this be mischief?

Let's go completely over the top

Let's do the bop that just won't stop

Let's go and have another drop

Of mischief

I'm sorry I done it

I'm sorry I done it

I'm sorry I done it

I'm sorry I done it

I'm sorry I done it

I'm sorry I done it

I'm sorry I done it

I'm sorry I done it

I'm sorry I done it

I'm sorry I done it

I'm sorry I done it

I'm sorry I done it

I'm sorry I done it

I'm sorry I done it

I'm sorry I done it