Dearest, darlingest, Momsie and Popsicle
My dear Father
There's been some confusion
Over rooming here at Shiz
But, of course, I'll care for Nessa
But, of course, I'll rise above it
For I know that's how you'd want me to respond
Yes, there's been some confusion
For you see, my roommate is
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite impossible to describe
Blonde
What is this feeling
So sudden and new?
I felt the moment
I laid eyes on you
My pulse is rushing
My head is reeling
My face is flushing
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame
Does it have a name?
Yes
Loathing
Unadulterated loathing
For your face
Your voice
Your clothing
Let's just say - I loathe it all
Every little trait however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure, so strong
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing, loathing you
My whole life long
Dear Galinda, you are just too good
How do you stand it? I don't think I could
She's a terror! She's a tartar
We don't mean to show a bias
But Galinda you're a martyr
Well, these things are sent to try us
Poor Galinda forced to reside
With someone so disgusting-I-fied
We just want to tell you
We're all on your side
We share your
Loathing
Unadulterated loathing
For her face, her voice, her clothing
Let's just say
We loathe it all
Every little trait
However small
Makes our very flesh
Begin to crawl
What is this feeling
So sudden and new?
I felt the moment
I laid eyes on you
My pulse is rushing
My head is reeling
Oh, what is this feeling?
Does it have a name?
Yes
Ahhhhhh
Loathing
There's a strange exhilaration (loathing)
In such total detestation (loathing)
It's so pure so strong! (so strong)
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing (loathing...)
For forever loathing (loathing...)
Truly deeply
Loathing you (loathing you!...)
My whole life long
Loathing
Unadulterated loathing
Boo
Ah
