I got a house down a back road
I got a flag on the front proch
I got a dog named Waylon
I got a driveway that needs pavin'
I got a boat with two stroke
A couple 'guaranteed to make ya laugh' jokes
I got friends in low places
Yeah, life is what you make it
I might not end up in the Hall of Fame
With a star on the sidewalk with my name
Or a statue in my hometown when I'm gone
Nobody gonna name their babies after me
I might not go down in history
But I'll go down to the honkytonk
I got a girl, named Shelia
She goes batshit on tequila
I got a job, that gets the job done
I got a loan at the bank; it's a big one
The only place you might see my name
Is on a wall for a good call
I'm a local legend on Friday night
then a pabst blue ribbon and a neon light
I might not end up in the Hall of Fame
With a star on the sidewalk with my name
Or a statue in my hometown when I'm gone
Nobody gonna name their babies after me
I might not go down in history
But I'll go down to the honkytonk
I go down to the honkytonk
I go down to the honkytonk
I go down
I go down to the honkytonk
I go down to the honkytonk
I go down to the honkytonk
I go down
I go down to the honkytonk
I might not end up in the Hall of Fame
With a star on the sidewalk with my name
Or a statue in my hometown when I'm gone
Nobody gonna name their babies after me
I might not go down in history
But I'll go down to the honkytonk
I go down to the honkytonk
I go down to the honkytonk
I go down
I go down to the honkytonk
I go down to the honkytonk
I go down to the honkytonk
I go down
I go down to the honkytonk