I got a call from my ex today

Telling me she got engaged

She only told me to hurt me

'Cause that's how she was

And she still hasn't changed

She said "Honey aren't you happy for me"

"You know I'd be happy for you"

I said "If happy for you means I hate you

Then I'm happy for you

If crying all night means I'm out getting drunk

Then I've been crying too

I know you're only calling to make you feel good

And see if I'm blue

So if happy for you means I hate you

Then I'm happy for you

I'm willing to be the guy the other day

I never read the lie turn anyway

Anyway we shot out break out think things second

So you went away

You said only want happy for me

You konw i want be

Happy for you

I said "If happy for you means I hate you

"Then I'm happy for you

"If jealous of you means I'm out getting laid

"Then I've been jealous too

"I know you're only talking to make you feel good

"And see if I'm blue

"So if happy for you means I hate you

"Then I'm happy for you"

Why can't you get on with your life

You keep coming 'round and tear my heart with your knife

You don't want me back you just want me your way

I'm happy you called so you can hear me say

"If happy for you means I hate you

"Then I'm I'm happy for you

"If crying all night means I'm out getting drunk

"Then baby I've been crying too

"I know you're only talking to make you feel good

"And see if I'm blue

"So if happy for you means I think you're a jerk

"If happy for you means get out of my life

"If happy for you means I hate you

"Then I'm pretty sure

"No I'm a hundred percent positive

"That I'm happy for you"