I reflect on my reflection
And I ask myself the question
What's the right direction to go
I don't know
Am I a man or am I Muppet
Am I a Muppet
If I'm a Muppet then I'm a very manly Muppet
Very manly Muppet
Am I a Muppet
Muppet
Or am I a man
Am I a man
If I'm a man that makes me a Muppet of a man
A Muppet of a man
I look into these eyes
And I don't recognize
The one I see inside
It's time for me to decide
Am I a man or am I Muppet
Am I a Muppet
If I'm a Muppet well I'm a very manly Muppet
Very manly Muppet
Am I a Muppet
Muppet
Or am I a man
Am I a man
If I'm a man that makes me a Muppet of a man
A Muppet of a man
Here I go again
I'm always running out of time
I think I made up my mind
Now I understand who I am
I'm a man
I'm a Muppet
I'm a Muppet of a man
I'm a very manly Muppet
I'm a Muppety man
That's what I am
