Monty Monty

Don't you just love me in pink

Would you please

Maybe a flower for my hair

No no yes no

Violet no a tower of roses I think

Look you brought me chocolates

Oh no I don't dare

Do you hate these earrings

Now the truth don't be kind

I don't mind because I hate them too

No no no don't squeeze

Monty you're a tease

Oh Monty look my shoe

I don't know what I'd do without you

I have never met another man

Who's half as dear as you

You're so clever too

And you make me laugh

More than anybody

Why are other men so dreary Monty

And so deadly dull

No one holds a conversation

Half as beautifully as you

Well actually there is a matter of some urgency I should like to discuss

You haven't said a word about my dress

You're a brute

Look see how it moves when I turn

2 3 1 2

It's a bit much for clapham

But nevertheless

Maybe just a bite just to be polite

Monty that's too tight

Monty that's just right

Oh what I put you through

I don't know what I'd do

Oh you know that it's true

I don't know what I'd do without you

Don't you just love me in pink