I know your second cousin's boyfriend's name

All your friends are on my For You Page

But that ain't somethin' I should say on the first date

Found your childhood home on Zillow.com

Saw your dad must've had to get a new job

LinkedIn said your stepmom was his boss at the last place

Ohh I've been practicin' my poker face

Soo you don't think that I'm insane

When you find out that I found out

Every ex you ever had

How you met 'em when you left 'em

And which ones still want you back

When we started talkin' I swear I wasn't stalkin'

But a girl's gotta do a deep dive

Find out what you've got to hide

I can't help it

I'm better than the FBI

Ohh ohh

I'm better than the FBI

Ohh ohh

You musta dropped out of Sigma Chi

I coulda told you you ain't that type

From the Brooklyn hipster bands you like on Spotify

I think I do a pretty good job of playin' it cool

When you're drivin' me by where you went to high school

Takes everything in me not to say "Go Bulls"

It's a matter of time

'Til you find out that I found out

Every ex you ever had

How you met 'em when you left 'em

And which ones still want you back

When we started talkin' I swear I wasn't stalkin'

But a girl's gotta do a deep dive

Find out what you've got to hide

I can't help it

I'm better than the FBI

Ohh ohh

I'm better than the FBI

Ohh ohh

Ohh I've been practicin' my poker face

Ohh 'cause you might go MIA

When you find out that I found out

Every ex you ever had

How you met 'em when you left 'em

And why that one don't want you back

When we started talkin' I swear I wasn't stalkin'

But a girl's gotta do a deep dive

Find out what you've got to hide

I can't help it

I'm better than the FBI

Ohh ohh

I'm better than the FBI

Ohh ohh

I'm better than the FBI

Ohh ohh

I'm better than the FBI

Ohh ohh