Now I went out to take a walk today

And it was sunny

My hope was that my eyes were fine

And in my pocket money

Then I saw her standing there

She was a pretty sight

But when she turned to walk away

I really the saw the light

And I went yep

Boom

Ain't she nice

Yep

Boom

Said it twice

I've never seen a girl

Who looks so friendly in retreat

Yep

Boom

She got aboard a streetcar and

I wasn't far behind her

But when I got inside

I looked around and didn't find her

I looked at all the faces but

I really couldn't tell

The car had stopped and she got off

And then I knew her well

And I went yep

Boom

There she goes

Yep

Boom

What a rose

I may not recognize her face but

When she starts to go

Yep

Boom

Tallyho

I followed her right to the house

She got inside before me

I had a hope that when she took a look

She would adore me

I cleared my voice and took a breath

And knoced upon the door

It wasn't her that answered

It was someone 6 foot 4

And he went yep

Boom

Prostitute

Yep

Boom

That's the truth

Today I'm in the hospital

And oh there goes the nurse

Yep

Boom

This is even worse