The story About rudolph And his nose But I'll tell you A christmas tale That never Has been told Well you may think You've heard it all But you ain't heard Nothin' yet About that crazy Christmas That the north pole Can't forget Rudolph was under The weather And had To call in sick So he got on the horn To his cousin leroy Who lived out In the sticks He said Santa's really Countin' on me And I hate to pass The buck Leroy said Hey I'm on my way And he jumped in his Pick up truck When leroy got to The north pole All the reindeer Snickered And laughed They'd never Seen a deer In overalls And a john deere Tractor hat But santa stepped in And said Just calm down Cause we all Got a job to do And like it or not Leroy's in charge And he's gonna be Leadin' you And it was leroy The redneck reindeer Hooked to the Front of the sleigh Delivering toys to all The good ol' boys And girls Along the way Just a down home Party animal Two steppin' across The sky He mixed jingle bells With a rebel yell And made history That night Before that night Was over Leroy had changed Their tune He had 'em Scootin' a hoof On every single roof By the light Of a neon moon Santa wrapped His bag With a dixie flag He was havin' The time of his life And you could Hear him call Merry christmas y'all And to all of y'all A good night And it was leroy The redneck reindeer Hooked to the front Of the sleigh Delivering toys to all The good ol' boys And girls Along the way Just a down home Party animal Two steppin' Across the sky He mixed jingle bells With a rebel yell And made history That night He mixed jingle bells With a rebel yell And made history That night
Leroy The Redneck Reindeer by Joe Diffie - Lyrics & Covers
