What do you do with a B A in English

What is my life going to be

Four years of college and plenty of knowledge

Have earned me this useless degree

I can't pay the bills yet 'cause I have no skills yet

The world is a big scary place

But somehow I can't shake the feeling I might make

A difference to the human race

Morning Brian

Hi Kate Monster

How's life

Disappointing

What's the matter

The catering company laid me off

Oh I'm sorry

Me too I mean look at me

I'm ten years out of college

And I always thought oh

What

No it sounds stupid

Aww come on

When I was little I thought I would be

What

A big comedian on late night TV

But now I'm thirty-two and as you can see I'm not

Nope

Oh well it sucks to be me

No

It sucks to be me

No

It sucks to be broke and unemployed

And turning thirty-three it sucks to be me

You think your life sucks

I think so

Your problems aren't so bad

I'm kinda pretty and pretty damn smart

You are

Thanks I like romantic things like music and art

And as you know I have a gigantic heart

So why don't I have a boyfriend

F**k It sucks to be me

Me too

It sucks to be me

It sucks to be me it sucks to be Brian

And Kate

To not have a job

To not have a date

It sucks to be me

Hey Rod Nicky can you settle something for us

Do you have a second

Ah certainly

Whose life sucks more Brian's or mine

Ours

We live together

We're as close as people can get

We've been the best of buddies

Ever since the day we met

So he knows lots of ways to make me really upset

Oh every day is an aggravation

Come on that's an exaggeration

You leave your clothes out

You put your feet on my chair

Oh yeah

You do such anal things like ironing your underwear

You make that very small apartment we share a hell

So do you that's why I'm in hell too

It sucks to be me

No it sucks to be me

It sucks to be me

It sucks to be me

Is there anybody here it doesn't suck to be

It sucks to be me

Why you all so happy

Because our lives suck

Your lives suck I hearing you correctly

Ha I coming to this country for opportunities

Tried to work in Korean deli but I am Japanese

But with hard work I earn two master's degrees in social work

And now I a therapist But I have no clients

And I have an unemployed fiance

And we have lots of bills to pay

It suck to be me It suck to be me

I say it sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka

Sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-suck

It suck to be me

Excuse me

Hey there

Sorry to bother you but I'm looking for a place to live

Why you looking the way out here

Well I started at Avenue A

But so far everything is out of my price range

But this neighborhood looks a lot cheaper

Oh and look a For Rent sign

You need to talk to the superintendent

Let me go him

Great thanks

Yo Gary

I'm comin' I'm comin'

Oh my God It's Gary Coleman

Yes I am I'm Gary Coleman from TV's diff'rent Strokes

I made a lotta money that got stolen by my folks

Now I'm broke and I'm the butt of everyone's jokes

But I'm here the superintendent On Avenue Q

It sucks to be you

You win

It sucks to be you

I feel better now

Try having people stopping you to ask you

What you talkin' 'bout Willis It gets old

It sucks to be you on Avenue Q

Sucks to be me)

On Avenue Q

Sucks to be you)

On Avenue Q

Sucks to be us)

But not when we're together

We're together here on Avenue Q

We live on Avenue Q Our friends do too

'Til our dreams come true

We live on Avenue Q

This is real life

We live on Avenue Q

You're gonna love it

We live on Avenue Q

Here's your keys

Welcome to Avenue Q