I'M THE PIAN O PLAY ER

DOWN AT EDD IE'S BAR

AND RACH EL

SHE'S THE WAIT RESS

WHO WANTS

TO BE A STAR

SHE SWEARS

SHE'S GONN A MAKE IT

MAKE IT BIG SOME DAY

AND SHE'LL SEND ME

PIC TURE POST CARDS

FROM L. A.

WHEN IT'S TIME

FOR CLOS ING I PLAY

WHILE RACH EL CLEANS

SHE LIST ENS TO

MY MU SIC I LIST EN

TO HER DREAMS

SHE SWEARS SHE'S

GONN A MAKE IT SHE'S

GO IN' ALL THE WAY

AND I SAY SEND ME

PIC TURE POST CARDS

FROM L. A.

SEND ME POST CARDS

FROM L .A.

SIGNED WITH LOVE

FOR EV ER MORE

PIC TURE POST CARDS

FROM L. A.

TO HANG ON MY

RE FRIG ER A TOR DOOR

RACH EL IF YOU

FIND ME ONE

I'D LOVE A PIC TURE OF

THE CAL I FOR NIA SUN

WHEN RACH EL

SHARES MY PILL OW

SHE AL WAYS

ASKS ME THINGS

LIKE DO I REALL Y

THINK SHE'S PRETT Y

DO I LIKE THE WAY

SHE SINGS

I DON'T KNOW HOW

TO AN SWER SO I

AL WAYS SMILE AND SAY

I SAY SEND ME

PIC TURE POST CARDS

FROM L. A.

SEND ME POST CARDS

FROM L. A.

SIGNED WITH LOVE

FOR EV ER MORE

PICT URE POST CARDS

FROM L. A.

TO HANG ON MY

RE FRIG ER A TOR DOOR

RACH EL IF YOU

FIND ME ONE

I'D LOVE A PIC TURE OF

THE CA LI FOR NIA SUN

SOME TIMES RACH EL

STANDS UP IN THE

MIDD LE OF THE BAR

AND DOES A SCENE

FROM THE LATE SHOW

AND WE ALL

CLAP OUR HANDS

AS SHE PUTS

HER A PRON ON

AND SAYS NEXT WEEK

I'M GONN A GO

SHE'LL E VEN

BUY A TICK ET

AND PACK HER THINGS

TO LEAVE

THOUGH WE ALL

KNOW THE STOR Y

WE PRE TEND THAT

WE BE LIEVE

BUT SOME THIN'

AL WAYS COMES UP

SOME THIN' AL WAYS

MAKES HER STAY

AND STILL NO PIC TURE

POST CARDS FROM L. A.

SEND ME POST CARDS

FROM L. A.

SIGNED WITH LOVE

FOR EV ER MORE

PICT URE POST CARDS

FROM L. A.

TO HANG ON MY

RE FRIG ER AT OR DOOR

RACH EL IF YOU

FIND ME ONE

I'D LOVE A PICT URE OF

THE CAL I FOR NIA SUN

I'M THE PI ANO PLAY ER

DOWN AT EDD IE'S BAR

AND RACH EL

SHE'S THE WAIT RESS

WHO WANTS

TO BE A STAR