my ex hung the watch that i bought him on a tree branch

and shot it with a rifle

my ex said the preacher's daughter

she was just a good friend and swore it on the bible

ooh girl nah nah you can't make this up

so tell me ooh girl yeah yeah

before you kicked him to the dust

did he cheat did he lie did he love to make you cry

and call you crazy was

he drunk was he drama and mean to his mama

and call your best friend baby

when it comes to him i know i'm gonna win

nobody's ever done that better

i got the best worst ex ever oh oh oh

my ex showed up yelling at my new man's window shouting

come on out and find my ex yeah

the second that we broke up straight up

was begging me to be his wife

ooh girl i got a million stories and i got home tonight

so tell me ooh girl yeah

where's another bottle of wine

did he cheat did he lie did he love to make you cry

and call you crazy was

he drunk was he drama and mean to his mama

and call your best friend baby

when it comes to him i know i'm gonna win

nobody's ever done that better

i got the best worst ex ever

did he cheat did he lie did he love to make you cry

and call you crazy was

he drunk was he drama the man to his mama

and call your best friend baby when it comes to him

i know i'm gonna win

nobody's ever done that better

i got the best worst ex

oh yeah the best worst ex oh the best worst ex ever