I remember when Obama was first elected, my friend was way too excited, way too excited.
Right when Obama got elected, my friend came over to my house at 1 a .m.
Bust in my room, we did it bro, we did it!
We finally did it.
After all the bullshit a motherfucker's holding us down, we rose up and we did it.
I was like, dude, you're Vietnamese.
I'm Indian, we didn't do shit.
We didn't even vote.
The key in my house, we got high and we played Mario Kart for 12 hours.
We had nothing to do with it.
We'll have nothing to do with the next election either.
Oh, Mario Kart, remember that shit?
I love Mario Kart.
I played Mario Kart in real life once.
It was crazy. I jumped in my car, I was flooring it, I was cutting people off,
I was throwing mushrooms and bananas out the window.
The guy behind me was like, what the fuck is this guy doing?
It was all fun and games until I got home, my mom busted my room.
Hey buddy, what the hell happened to all the groceries, huh?
No, no, why is there turtle shells in the backseat?
Tell me what happened, just tell me.
We'll fix it together.
Look mom, Koopa Troopa started a war that he wasn't ready for.
Yoshi was useless.
