Oh Olivia, I've looked through your photos

Seen your holidays and all your new cool clothes

In February you bleached your hair

My brunette just doesn't compare

Oh Olivia, I think you're perfect

Criticising you just isn't worth it

With a smile that just lights up the room

And your eyes the most perfect shade of blue

I'm sure you're great

I know it's true

But Olivia, I despise you

Do you know about me?

Did you think to ask?

About all the ex lovers of

Your new boyfriends past

Did he tell you I'm crazy?

At least that's what he made me

When he stayed up all through the night texting you

But still calling me baby

I'm sure you're great

I know it's true

But Olivia, I despise you

The room stops and stares

As she walks by

Can't help but lose myself in her eyes

And I bought that dress

Of hers that you liked

Heard it's your favourite to take off at night

But it's not the same

I'll never be her

I'm just a star lost in her universe

I'm not f**g insane

I just wish I were her

Olivia, remember that I had him first

I'm sure you're great

I know it's true

But Olivia, I despise you