A fine romance with no kisses

A fine romance my friend this is

We should be like

A couple of hot tomatoes

Instead we 're col d

Yesterday's mashed potatoes

A fine romance you won't nestle

A fine romance you won't wrestle

I might as well play bridge

With my old maid aunt

I haven't got a chance

This is a fine romance

A fine romance you won't nestle

A fine romance you won't even wrestle

I might as well play bridge

With my old maid aunt

I haven't got a chance

This is a stratge romance

Oh baby I've got to go

If this is a fine romance