Written by ： Kimya Dawson
I imagined Nick Valensi wrapped his long long arms around me
And they went around my body almost seven times
He said baby I've been thinking and I think I will quit drinking
And I think on my next birthday I'll turn 35
And I will settle down with you
We'll make sweet love the whole night through
You'll convert into a jew sit shiva for your former life
And I said Nick although you're handsome
I'll hold out for Isaac Hanson
And he'll get his braces back when I become his wife
Me and Hanson will go dancing me and Hanson true romance
Me and Hanson take a chance lock the door it's party time
All our babies will be born November seventeenth I'm sure
And we'll get a cookiepuss from the local carvel store
Then our brothers will come over for a big game of red rover
Everybody holding hands break the chain break the chain
Break the chain break the chain
What would I do when you've had a few
Oh would I stay or go away
Would you grieve if I chose to leave
What would you say if I was in pain
Last night Sergio Valenti customized some denim for me
Special for my special shape they fit me perfectly
Now I've got this new ensemble certain circles I'm a bombshell
But a guardian anglo keeps saying n***o please
So pay your attention
And you'll notice one man's chops is one man's bloatus
One man's taint is one man's choad is one man's Mr. Clean
And every scene I've ever seen becomes a tootsie roll to me
A little tasteless waxy turd that gets stuck in my teeth
And everywhere I try to go the cars are moving much too slow
I said excuse me Mr. Johnson he said call me Beau
I think this is my biggest fear the road before me is unclear
He said close your eyes my child and let the old man steer
I said oh thanks anyway what would fenton lawless say
Five years in the saddle and I've gotta take the reins
What would I do when you've had a few
Oh would I stay or go away
Would you grieve if I chose to leave
What would you say if I was in pain
Five years in the saddle and I've gotta take the reins
Five years in the saddle and I've gotta take the reins
Five years in the saddle five years in the saddle
Five years in the saddle and I've gotta take the reins
Five years in the saddle and I've gotta take the reins
Five years in the saddle five years in the saddle
Five years in the saddle and I've gotta take the reins
