My New Philosophy

That's what you think.

What?

Oh yeah?

Well why are you telling me?

Why are you telling me?

I like it!

Why are you telling me?

Why are you telling me?

Why are you telling me?

My new philosophy The teacher gave a D on last

Weeks of work, she said, Miss Sally Brown, your grades are going down.

I could have told her.

Your new philosophy.

My new philosophy.

philosophy.

Miss B?

Look C. A D?

A D. Well, why are you telling me?

And that's my new philosophy.

That's your new philosophy.

Why are you telling me?

My new philosophy.

That's great, Sally, but I've got to go practice Chopin's Nocturne in B-flat minor.

No!

No!

That's a good philosophy.

No!

No!

No!

That's your new philosophy, huh?

Yes!

I mean, no!

Just like a busy bee, each new philosophy

Can fly from tree to tree and keep me moving.

When life's a dizzy maze on alternating days, I choose a different phrase.

Your new philosophy.

My new philosophy.

Sally.

Some philosophies are simple.

Man does not live by bread alone.

Some philosophies are clear.

Leave your message at the sound of the tone.

Some philosophies pick and choose.

Deciding what goes in it.

Some take a lifetime.

Mine take a minute.

But Sally, anything that takes only a minute can't be very lasting.

For instance, Beethoven took over two years to complete his brilliant Ninth Symphony.

No!

I can't stand it!

I can't stand it!

I like it!

It's like a guarantee My new philosophy And things are sure to be a whole lot

Oh, yeah, that's what you think.

Why are you telling me?

No, I can't stand it.

Free and easy, much more philosoph-easy with my brand new

You know, someone has said that we should live each day as if it were the last day of our life.

This is the last day!

This is it!

I only have hours left!

Help me!

Help me!

This is the last day!

And that's my new philosophy!