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The Mom vs. Middle Child (Rap Battle)

Kyle Exumhuatong
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Boy, it's clean the dish or the switch, how you poppin' out?

See that dang phone you got's the reason your grades droppin' now

Don't you back talk when I talk, still ain't learned but now?

I'll pop up with that heat, like this grease, you can't burn me now

Child of mine I wish you'd try, boy I'm 45 but whoop like 24

Tryna waste my cash, we're out of that, you know there's always more!

You're full of it, paid for all your clothes, but you still throw a fit

Failed basic trig, can you even do it?

That's irrelevant, don't question it

Single digit test scores' the reason you're single

Think I'm made of cash? Then what's that mom?

My business 'cause we grown

Acting like on you we've been harder, we treat all of y'all equal

Wait, wait, hold up, we've got another one? When'd we make a sequel?

Bros they told, Chuck E Cheese they go, who you gon' stand behind?

Boy, don't lie, your girlfriend's the only one who's gon' take your side

You're lazy, huh? Room is looking rough, worse than your dusty cut

Face it, if your hairline's your lifeline, it's time to pull the plug

You're acting tough, like your mail it barely opened up today

Even when the food's really bussin' you never clean your plate

You're really done, like that nasty stuff you drink, I tasted some

I won this, wait why?, because I said so, I'm not the one!

Oh, you're not the one, but that's the age you're acting

Middle child, in case you forgot, thought I'd save you from asking

Oh, I'm lazy, must be in the genes you passed me

Feels like Christmas to me how you had nothing good in your wrapping

Even with my grocery shoes on, you're the only trippin'

Got food and forgot about me, aye that's family tradition

Listen to the last tear bender, always got something to tell

You pop off like you lounge on couches, can't get control-a yourself

I'm really done, second born? Uh huh, but put last every time

Crossed the line when you started giving cards with no cash inside

You see the signs, stress the whole house out without good reason why

Made Dad's hairline market McDonald's doing the toosie slide

If I clean up nobody notices it, I'm Nanny Phantom

Grandma'd never let me leave hungry, 's why I got Granny fandom

Your blame's more contagious then Covid, always catch it, why bother?

All my bros are really just quarters how they change for a dollar

You're just like your brands are, always off

Said if I can pass gas, I can pass my class, and where's the flaw?

Feel like homework

'Cause we forget bout you, you start problems with me

Need that belt, you buckle under pressure 'less it comes to Timmy

Treated worse, they all got dessert, all I got was deserted

Half the time you're more dead wrong than how your emojis are worded

Grades you hid from Grandma

Explains why you don't know caring from Karen

Rule one of avoided whoopings, mama's still got 'em some parents

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