You never wanna focus, pay more attention 
Are you on your phone? That's a detention 
Don't just say the answer, you better raise your hand too 
Can I use the bathroom? 
I don't know, can you? 
Hey, no eating food in my class 
You have food too! 
Aye don't worry bout that! 
Now who wants to come answer this? It's really simple math 
Oh no... 
Kyle, why don't you come show the class? 
Okay, what can I do for you today? 
I just wanted to come in and talk to you about my grade 
I don't really get why I got fifty percent 
The paper was great, but you didn't indent 
Come on professor, you're being ridiculous 
Maybe you'd do better if you were listening 
Can't do simple math and you act like I'm the problem 
You never taught us this 
If you studied, you would've got them 
Talk to me class, there are no dumb questions 
Why is X squared? 
Did you listen to the lesson? 
Fact, you should know this from last year 
Guess I've got to give more homework for the slackers here 
Can I get a drink? 
Only thirst you should have is for knowledge 
Always leaving class, how do you think you'll get into college? 
Kyle, I'm done with these games 
Go to the office, they'll let you explain 
Aye, don't you chew that gum, 
Aye, walk these halls don't run, 
Aye, your work's never done 
All these aye's but you can't get one A 
Maybe cause you never wanna study 
Should be chillin with the books, not out chillin with your buddy 
Playing all these games, boy that's why you have a D 
Listen to Playboi Carter but you can't listen to me 
It's been four months, can we get our grades please? 
I'll take my time, don't you try to rush me! 
I've got so much work to grade compared to yours it's nothing 
Then give less work 
Don't you try to judge me! 
Hey, stay in your seat 
I just dropped my pen 
That don't mean that you can leave 
Teacher there's a fire! 
Raise your hand before you speak, if the school burns down we're still gonna have our test this week 
Here's my work 
Okay, have a nice day! 
Kyle, I never got your essay 
Wait, what? I gave it to you yesterday 
I think I'd remember if you handed me the page. Guess it's a zero 
Come on, that's not right 
Don't get mad at me, you should've done it on time 
You're missing work from the other night too 
I was sick! 
Doesn't mean you can't do what you're supposed to do 
I swear you love coming up with excuses, got time to complain but got no time to do it 
Come on professor, just give me a chance 
A good student would've done this in advance 
Besides, if you're sick you should come tell 
How long does it take to send an email? 
Teacher, I sent one and they all say sent 
Well I didn't get it 
Then who got them then? 
Alright, who's gonna answer this today? 
Steve- "Twelve" Yup, you need to participate 
Sir, I tried, none of this is easy 
You can do this stuff, believe me 
Look: two plus two is four, 
Right 
Four plus two is six, 
Right 
Then you take it set it to the limit use rule of division then just substitute for the derivative 
I quit 
Aye wait, this is your future, unless you never wanna have a job and be a loser! 
Should be hitting books instead of tryna hit the folks, swear I'm tired of you all treating class like it's a joke 
Matter fact, I'm assigning homework after this 
Thirty pages due tomorrow all on calculus, 
Yes Kyle? 
When will we use this in life? 
... Just do what you're assigned! 
Better study more, or you're never gonna pass 
Hey don't pack up, there's still four seconds of class! 
It's not my fault you don't get what this is, any questions? 
Uh, yeah 
No? Okay, pop quiz! 
Hold up professor, you know this ain't right, 
This isn't even close to what was on the study guide! 
You should've studied more if you didn't see it there 
Don't blame me if you didn't come prepared 
Aye, focus don't talk to your mans 
Aye, can't keep your phone in your pants? 
Aye, y'all listen to X but can't find it 
Y'all better look at me unless I'm silent 
Gotta use the bathroom? Should've gone before class 
You're late 
It just rang 
But you don't have a pass 
Hey, put the snack away, there's no eating in my room- 
Hey the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do!